Despite the sexual frustration of being the only man in a household of beautiful, horny lesbians, Jack was basically a happy person. It was his destiny to serve these goddesses, and particularly the supreme goddess, Consuela. He treasured the moments when Consuela had complimented his cooking.
There was only one dark spot in Jack's life, and that was what was happening to his sister, Anna. For some reason that was unclear to them, Anna was the only woman in the household who was never invited to Consuela's bed. In the small room they shared, Jack heard his sister crying herself to sleep most nights. He knew it wasn't for him to question the goddess's ways, but it seemed like she was just ignoring Anna, who loved her as much as any of her concubines did.
Jack pointed the phone at himself, and flipped through a few sentences before he got "This man loves to cook." He looked with anticipation to Consuela, who said "change 'man' to 'lesbian.'" It was the happiest moment of Jack's life as he felt his body changing to that of an attractive young woman. She had finally been admitted into the company of goddesses. "We'll call you Jackie" said Consuela.
Jackie looked down at the phone. It read: Consuela won't have sex with Anna and Jackie. Quickly, before Consuela could respond, Jackie changed "won't" to "will."
"You know" said Consuela "The rest of this stuff can wait. I need to find Anna. Your special treat is coming after dinner."