Jenny started on one of the cereal bars as she walked to the bus stop. Oatmeal with a raspberry jelly stripe down the middle. She contemplated what had just happened to her. How did this happen? Something she ate last night? Some kind of weird flu? Genetic disease? God got bored and decided to cartoon someone at random for giggles? Furthermore, why to her of all people, and why like this?
*Bwoowoob* *Bwoowoob* *Bwoowoob*
Her boobs kept making cartoony bouncing and jiggling noises as she walked down the street, emphasizing every tiny little movement they made. It got on her nerves, but she had to admit that the sound was growing on her. She tried holding her breasts steady with her arm, and that did stop most of the noise. She hoped that the noise would go away completely so that the wobbling sounds wouldn’t have to grow on her.
She came to the bus stop just as the bus pulled up. She got on, and was stopped by the driver.
“Hold up there, what the heck are you supposed to be?” the grizzly looking old man said.
Jenny sighed, “It’s me, Jenny Smith, Mr. Krautchan. I had a bit of a problem this morning and now I look like this.” The bus driver was surprised, but he let her on anyway. Jenny walked to the back of the bus to sit in her usual spot with the populars. She sat next to Melissa, one of her friends from cheer.
“Uhh, Jenny?” Melissa asked, staring in shocked fascination at the anime babe next to her, “Are you sure that’s you?”
“Yeah, it’s me,” Jenny sighed, “I just turned into a cartoon character out of nowhere while getting ready for school.”
“Holy shit!” Melissa gasped, “So... are you... okay?”
“I think so,” Jenny said.
“Are... are those real?” Melissa pointed at her over large boobs.
Jenny rolled her eyes. “Yes, they’re real,” she answered, slapping her big ol’ meat sacks, causing them to ripple and make wobbling noises. She groaned, “And they won’t shut up!”
“Do you know how this could have happened?”
“Your answer’s as good as mine, Melli,” Jenny shrugged. She pulled out her banana and peeled it open. “All I know is that it happened out of nowhere while I was looking for my cheer stuff, and then I had to get out the door faster because I didn’t want to be late. I just... I can’t...,” Jenny found herself distracted by the banana she had peeled. She had a tiny little thought about how it looked... tastier than usual. Licking her lips, she brought the long fruit to her mouth, and started kissing the tip. Then she started sucking on the tip. She started sucking more of it, up and down like she was giving it a blowjob or something. It felt good running the length of the fruit over the inside of her mouth. She started making soft moans of pleasure as she sucked, starting to deepthroat the banana. Then, she swallowed the whole fruit in one gulp, sighing with content.
People were starting at her the whole time.
She blushed down to her shoulders, an iridescent red glow emanating from her skin. People started whispering and giggling. Melissa was in shock, more than before.
“Wh-what was... how did... why did you...” she was sputtering to hard to finish a thought. Jenny wanted to sink into the bottom of the ocean.
It was a long bus ride to school, and Jenny was the first one off when it arrived. She resolved to apply for driver’s ed first thing next semester to avoid this embarrassment from happening again. She also decided that she needed to control herself better around anything dick shaped, like bananas. She was probably going to be known as the cartoony anime babe who deepthroated a fruit. She just wanted to dig a hole into the center of the earth and jump in.
Taking a deep breath, she walked as calmly as she could into the school building. If she made it look like she wasn’t troubled by this, maybe everyone would eventually forget that it ever happened. Yeah, in a million years probably.