"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, starting the latest episode.
"While most of the country is finding the Coronavirus quarantine annoying, Animalia really isn't." said Malice.
"While part of it is due to Animalians having more robust immune systems," said Sarah, getting up and taking the camera off its stand, "The rest of it is due to Animalia taking this chance to repair, renovate, and rejuvenate several "staples" in Animalia society."
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"We now have one of our newest members here to talk about why she decided to convert." said Sarah, doing an interview with a grizzly bear Animalian.
"I was one of those who were into Alternative medicine, specifically 'live bee acupuncture'." she said, not looking too happy about her original choices. "But after a few years of taking this form of medicine, I started to have a severe reaction."
"So you came here as treatment for said reaction?" said Malice, a little confused.
"No, I got to the hospital for treatment on time, but it was then that I started to rethink my choices." said the Bear Animalian. (The Big Lebowski: "That's marvelous."
"Do you have any other members of your group?" asked Sarah.
"I do know one that tried to go vegan and use alternative medicine to treat cancer, but ended up with cyanide poisoning from the apricot kernel extract she was taking," (Stewie: Say whaaat!?) "and there's a few women who went to an alternative medicine health clinic and didn't do too well."
"I saw that," said Malice, "Some of them had some pretty bad injuries from the medicines that they sold."
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"So Miss Fabina, I heard that you managed to secure a rhythmic guitar player for your planned rock group." said Sarah, talking with Miss Fabina.
"She has potential," said Miss Fabina, "But she just found out an important fact about amphibian Animalians and electric guitars." (Ed: "Zappity zap zap.")
"She's not dead is she?" asked Malice, blanching a little bit.
"No, she's fine. She was just a little surprised, and is now wearing rubber gloves while playing." Answered Miss Fabina.
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"So Steven," said Sarah, coming up to him while he was at the weight room at Claw Coliseum, "You recently discovered something that was surprising and funny?"
"Yes," answered Steven, smiling slightly, "Fleur and I learned two weeks ago that she's expecting fox kits, and this week we learned that she's having quadruplets."
"I know that Clara's had four cubs with Richard, and she knows everything that Fleur's going to go through." said Malice.
"Yes, but Sophie was laughing so hard and long she could barely breath when the news was announced, both at Fleur's reaction and the news."
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"So," said Sarah, talking with one of the Horizon Scientists, "Anything new among conversions?"
"We are getting a lot of applications among current bodybuilders who abused steroids enough to compromise their immune systems." said the scientist.
"I shouldn't be surprised, with the pandemic going on." said Malice.
"I'm sure Sgt. Bash and Anton will help them out with their new forms." Said Malice.
"But there is one that's raising a few eyebrows." said the scientist, "We did receive a conversion from a former, high ranking, USAF officer; his request was to be a bald eagle Animalian; and most of the information was withdrawn by the government and US Military."
"Predictable, yet annoying." said Malice, shaking her head.
"But he's adapting quite well to the challenges of being an Animalian." finished the Scientist.
"That's one thing." said Sarah, also shaking her head.
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"And that's all the time we have for today," said Malice, wrapping up the latest episode after viewing some of the repairs and renovations at the Worldmeet Glade, the Meat Market, Claw Coliseum, and similar places. "See you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."