Taking his gaze off of Jeff’s…body…Dan gulped as he hefted himself up to pick a new card. The last card he picked was certainly not as tame as losing his underwear. Becoming this size was ridiculous, and he didn’t look forward to seeing what was next for him.
He picked up a new card and read it. It was a familiar one. “It says, Dense [30] or Barren [30]”
Steven sat in his seat, scratching his new beard. “Unless you want to itch in places you can’t reach, I’d choose ‘Barren.’ Especially for you at this point, Dad. You’d be like a hairy coconut.”
“I guess I’m choosing, Barren, then,” Dan said, placing the card in his pile. It didn’t take long for the change to start. The first thing he noticed was all the hair from the top of his head falling off and onto his fat rolls. He ran his hand over his head, brushing was hair he had left off and revealing a shiny smooth surface. His eyebrows and facial hair even fell off, leaving his head eerily void of personality. He even noticed his own hands and arms were both hairless now. He could feel they hair that was shed in other place on his body too, underneath his clothes…but he did his best to ignore it.
“Wow, Dan,” Tony said. “It looks like I’m not the only one with hair loss. Good to know I can still keep the stuff I’ve got.”
“For now, son,” Dan said to Tony, someone who looked way more like his brother than his son. “Let’s just keep going.”
“Okay, porky,” Tony jabbed.