Bill was amused by Roger’s belly, of which he seemed to not care. But Bill didn’t want to deal with a pregnant partner. Bill decided to edit “Roger” into someone else. Smirking, he thought about his boss at the police station, a woman named Bertha. Giving her a pregnancy would knock her down a few pegs.
Bill removed “Roger” and began to type “Bertha”. However, before he could type more than a “B”, Roger drove over a pothole, knocking Bill’s phone loose from his hand. Autocorrect took over. Bill gaped as he felt his internal organs rearrange themselves, his penis disappear yet again, and watched his belly bulge out to the extent that Roger’s just had been. Bill quickly picked up the phone. His own name had replaced Roger’s.
Now pregnant, Bill felt an intense urge to pee.
“Pull over,” he instructed Roger. Roger grunted but stopped at the gas station Bill had spotted. Bill waddled inside to use the bathroom. Once he peed, he would fix things.
As his pregnant partner went into the gas station, Roger’s eyes landed on the phone Bill had left on the seat. Curious, he picked it up and pressed “Generate new sentence”. The sentence now read “Roger waits for his pregnant partner to return.”