Bill can handle a wet diaper. He can’t handle a messy one. There’s a reason he refused to change his daughters’ poopy diapers. Quickly, Bill changed “pooping” to “peeing”. He let out a sigh as urine filled the diaper. He looked over at his ex-wife. She shook her head disapprovingly.
“And you wondered why I broke up with you,” she said. “You never even tried to use the toilet. You always went in your pants.” She walked out of the room with their daughters. Bill’s lawyer came back to him.
“Come on, let’s get you changed,” his lawyer mumbled. He grabbed Bill’s hand and guided him over to a changing mat laid out on the ground. “Get on your back, you know the drill.” Numb with shock, Bill did as he was told. His lawyer proceeded to remove his pants and begin the process of changing Bill’s diaper.
Bill could feel himself turning redder and redder. With a sigh, his lawyer handed him his phone to distract him. Bill quickly generated a new sentence.
It read “The 7-year-old lawyer is changing his client in the courtroom.” There weren’t a lot of options to make it better, but Bill could still do something with it.