Hopefully, Bill could stop mid-poop if he regained control. Bill quickly changed “incontinent” to “continent”. It was too late, however. He couldn’t stop the bowel movement. A smell filled the courtroom. His wife looked over at him wearily.
“And you wonder why I had to take the kids?” she said, shaking her head. “You’re an adult man who uses diapers when you are perfectly capable of using the toilet. It’s disgusting.” With that, she grabbed the kids and brought them out of the courtroom. Bill’s pint-sized lawyer walked over and tapped his foot impatiently.
“Are you done yet?” his lawyer asked. Bill pushed one last time, then nodded. “Good. Let’s go.” The lawyer walked away.
“Hey, what about changing me?” Bill asked. His lawyer turned around.
“I only agreed to change wet diapers. If you mess them, you change them yourself.” He turned away again. Bill’s jaw dropped. He didn’t want his lawyer to change his diaper, but more than that, he doesn’t want to change himself! He refused to change his daughters’ poopy diapers, no matter how much his ex-wife begged.
Determined to not change his own messy diaper, Bill took out his phone and generated a new sentence.
It read “Bill’s lawyer refuses to change the adult's messy diaper.”