Bill wanted his terrible lawyer to pee himself. Gleefully, he changed “contemplates” to “ignores”. There was an immediate reaction. His lawyer let out a soft sigh as a wet spot grew on his pants. A woman marched over.
“Alan, I thought you were big enough now!” she scolded. It must be the lawyer’s mother.
“Mommy, I-” Alan started.
“No buts! You’re going back in training pants when we get home, and right now, you’re being punished!” Bill watched the woman bend Alan over one knee and spank him. He walked away, chuckled to himself at his lawyer’s crying.
Things were going pretty well. So well that Bill didn’t feel the urge to use the app until hours later, when he was at work on patrol. He glanced over at his patrol partner driving the car, Roger. Bill didn’t really like Roger. But maybe he could make Roger a bit more palatable. Bill generated a new sentence.
It read “The middle-aged man is on a patrol with a middle-aged man.” Bill frowned. It was a bit vague. But he could probably use it to mess Roger up.