Bill decided to simply change “Patrol” to “Date”, not sure what would happen, but considering it safer than affecting either of the vague middle-aged man prompts.
Immediately he felt something shift, his head becoming foggy for a moment, before Roger spoke, “That bitch of a wife of your’s give you any trouble?” He asked, unusually friendly. “Pfft, yep. You know how she is.” Bill rolled his eyes, “Worst mistake of my life.”
Roger smiled coyly, “Aww. Well, how about I help you to forget everything that happened there?” He suddenly leaned over, giving Bill a deep kiss on the lips. Bill found himself eagerly returning the kiss, moaning as he brushed Roger’s hair. When Roger drew back, Bill found that he didn’t want him to go, but reluctantly let him. “Don’t worry, honey. Just wait until this is all over.” Roger winked, making Bill blush. He suddenly realized just how sexy Roger was for a man. Sure he was chubby and balding, yet somehow he seemed so irresistible. Bill didn’t think he was gay, but couldn’t deny he was utterly in love with him.
Then he realized this must be the app’s work. It really had put them on a date with each other. He looked down at his phone, the new sentence reading “These two middle-aged police officers are dating each other.” He hadn’t thought about it before, but honestly he was pretty sick of women after everything he had been through. Maybe this new relationship would work out well after all?