Jennifer stood there, frozen in shock. "What happened to me? Did you do this to me?" she screamed.
"I knew you were looking forward to tonight, and I wanted to find something to spice it up," Jack explained. "I stopped by the sex shop to pickup some condoms, and right by the regular condoms, there was a section for enhanced condoms. There were some that were suppressed to give you an hour long orgasm, or make your penis grow twice as big or make your breasts grow. And there were some really unbelievable ones that turn you into something else, or cause you to swap genders." He pulled the box out out the trash. "This one said that it would give you a 'howling good time' by magnifying sensation and pleasure while transforming you and your partner into a dog and cat! I'm sorry Jen, it was so ridiculous that I didn't really expect anything to happen. It caught my eye because we were planning to go to that Halloween party this weekend as a cat and dog, and I figured we wouldn't have to buy a costume on the off chance it worked."
"So you used it on me without my consent because you ASSUMED it wouldn't work? And why did you use it today if the party is still 4 days away? " Jen fumed. She snatched up the remaining condoms. "I can't believe you! This better wash off; I have to give a presentation today at work, and then I'm going out to eat with my girlfriends after work! Just because you are off today doesn't mean that everyone else is."