"Let's go take a shower," Jack suggested. "We didn't turn into animals, it just looks like you've been body painted as sexy naked cat! Soap and water should turn you human again."
"Well ok," said Jennifer. "I have to say, you are looking pretty fine as a canine, but you deserve your new face for what you did to me!"
They stepped into the shower and turned on the water. After 5 minutes of scrubbing, Jen wiped her eyes and looked at Jack. "Hey!" she said nervously, "you're still a dog, it hasn't come off one bit. Am I still a cat?"
Jack looked at her. "Yeah," he said, "you still look the same too."
"Dammit Jack, I knew this would happen!" She tuned off the water and stepped out. "Go get the box and see if it says anything else." Jack walked to the other room to get the box. When he returned, he was crawling on his hands and knees and holding the box in his mouth. "Jack, this isn't funny!" she snapped. Jake looked at her and whined.
Scanning the box she read:
"***FOR LEGAL REASONS OBTAIN YOUR PARTNER'S PERMISSION BEFORE USE AS THIS PRODUCT MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE PHYSICAL CHANGES. FAILURE TO OBTAIN CONSENT FROM YOUR PARTNER CAN BE PUNISHABLE BY LAW***
Instructions: use just like a normal condom. Place over penis and roll all the way down. During sex, the lining will enhance sensations and cause you to have animalistic desires. The chemical inner coating will start to turn the man into a dog and the outer coating will make the woman begin to appear as a cat. Your sex drive will increase as well. After a few minutes you will start to notice a change in your appearance that will finalise at orgasm. You may also begin to experience the urge to act like an animal. These desires will be mild at first and continue to increase for the duration of the change. This change is permanent for 24 hours after transforming.
"So that explains your behavior," she said. Clapping her hands loudly she yelled, "Jack!"
He appeared to be startled. "Wuuf- I mean what happened?"
"Serves you right!" Jen said. "If you had stopped to read the directions, you'd see that this also makes you act like an animal, and you're stuck like this for 24 hours!"
"Well I'm sorry for trying to add some excitement to our lives! You're always complaining how I never want to try something new!"
"Hissssssss" Jen said instinctively. "Oh no, I'm starting to - roooowr - feel like a feline! When I said, 'try something new' I meant like dance lessons or skydiving - not permanently transforming me into a pink horny sex cat against my will! How could you? I have a presentation that I have to give at work today! Showing up like this will be humiliating! I can't even, meow meow, act normal right now, what am I going to do?"
Jack grabbed the box, "WOOF! It says, woof, right here that if the animal behavior gets too intense, that having sex will, woof, temporarily abate the effects. It also says, woof woof, that eventually, the animal desires can overtake you and cause you to have sex regardless.