She was lying on the floor of the living room and her head hurt. "What happened?" She said. Then realized...it came out as words. She jumped to her feet and rushed to the mirror.
A cow version of herself was staring back at her. Somehow, she was a person again....but a cow-person. She yelped.
"Sherry, are you awake?" A male voice said. The cow from last night came out of the kitchen holding a plate of food. "Last night was wonderful, but..." He paused. "What are you looking at?"
"Oh, shit," she thought. She'd gone from farm animal to...what? Out loud, she said, "I have...a headache...what happened last night?"
"Well, maybe we had a bit too much to drink...I made you breakfast," he said.