Ignorance was truly bliss. Since arriving on Pleasure Island, he had been looking for an excuse to just completely lose it. But first another beer. Randy couldn't care less about the rules against underage drinking. They didn't apply here. Randy looked around. He wanted someone to share this fun with. But he didn't want the kids he had ditched earlier, the ones so concerned about making up an itinerary. He wanted someone that lived in the moment like him. The thought of just living in the moment felt good to Randy.
"Why is this taking so long? There has to be someone just like me here." Randy had been searching for over an hour. He was just about to give up when he caught sight of a girl.
The fact that she was attractive didn't matter to him. It was how she was acting. She clearly wasn't thinking about what she should do next. She was running from attraction to attraction, laughing. Living in the moment.
"Hey you!" Randy called to the girl. Randy laughed as he saw her ear twitch at the sound.
"Me?" The girl asked. She looked like she was having a hard time staying in one place just for the time it took to respond, eyes darting to more of the games.
"Yeah you. My name is Randy! What's your name?"
"Evelyn. Now would you buzz off? I'm having fun here!" Evelyn snapped at him as she started to leave. Randy laughed. "Let me guess. You aren't thinking about what to do next, you are just running from attraction to attraction. Living in the moment."
Evelyn stared at him. "I thought I was the only one. Everyone else here seems to be so concerned with what to do next. I say just go wild!"
"Wanna go wild together?" Randy asked. Evelyn smiled and ran towards a keg, beckoning him.
As they filled their kegs, Randy asked. "Hey Evelyn, do you feel strange? Like there is an animal inside you? Earlier I wanted to bray like a donkey."
Evelyn looked at him with a mischievous smile. She set her mug down and leaned back...then pitched forward giving a deep "Hee-haw!".
"What do you think?" She laughed. "I've been doing that a lot lately. It feels great, you should try it."
For the first time in a while, Randy thought. But he was interrupted by a voice inside his head. Rather it wasn't a voice. It was a sound. HAW-HEE-HAW! Randy barely resisted the urge this time. He really wanted to make that sound.
"I know what you just felt. I've always envied donkeys and the sounds they made, the simple lives they lead. Needless to say, the first time I felt that urge inside me, I acted on it." Evelyn explained. "Nevermind, you'll come around eventually. Let’s just have fun!"
As Evelyn grabbed his hand, he noticed that she wore black nail polish. His kind of girl. A rebel.
"What should we do next?" Randy asked, forgetting why he found this girl in the first place.
"Randy, don't think about it! Just go wild!" Evelyn screamed. With that they ran towards the nearest attraction, a carnival game. The game was the typical shooter game where one would try to shoot the teeth out of a clown, but instead of clown heads, there were donkey heads. Behind the targets, there were mirrors.
"I'm awesome at these games." Randy told Evelyn. Randy took the shooter and started shooting the donkeys' teeth out.
"Cool Randy, but I have a better idea." Evelyn said as she picked up a brick and threw it through the mirrors. "Hahahahahawwww that is how I have fun, Randy! Screw the rules!"
"What a girl!" Randy thought.