Glancing down at the Cosmo in front of you, you realize that most of the women in the magazine have one thing in common.
"Kim, I'll take the french manicure," you reply.
"Oh, very good choice sir, I give extra care for french manicures. You very wise sir. Most popular option."
"Of course it's a wise choice," you think to yourself. "After all, my hands should be as beautiful as the hands of the models who appear in Cosmo." Strangely, you find yourself more jealous of the girls who model in the magazine, though only somewhat less attracted.
You continue to read the magazine you have come to enjoy as Kim sets to work on the french manicure. You seem determined on finishing the magazine and all it's helpful hints as to how to make yourself appear more beautiful.
As you finish the final article of the magazine, Kim says, "Ok, all done. What you think?"
You look down at the finished nails complimenting the entirely new hands you now possess. Though you fail to realize it, your arms and legs have become much more slender, your waist more narrow, and your once short cut brown hair has become blonde and grown past your ears.
Looking at the manicure, you realize how amazing your fingernails look with the slightly pink base coat and white topping. It gives the illusion that your nails are longer, and, after all, longer is better, at least according to the magazine.
"Zese look amazing Kim," you hear yourself say. "Zese," you think to yourself, "what the hell was that?" You clear your throat and try to say it to yourself again. "It's zese, not zese," you mutter to yourself.
"Mistress is willing to offer another service if you like. Anything you like now?" Kim questions.
The idea of passing up a free service in this salon seems insane to you, especially after how amazing you feel after the manicure. After all, your job at the mansion requires you to look good.
"I believe it would it best if I took ze..." you hear yourself say in a much higher pitched voice.