Before he can even touch those perky, fleshy mounds everything seems to warp. He feels weird and unable to move while he is transformed or moving again. He screams out mentally and feels so completely and totally betrayed angry that he won't touch those perfect breasts. He can't see or hear yet and is not aware of what he is going to be. Slowly he starts to feel again and light starts to filter in as his vision comes back. But it's weird. What has he become? Is he animate? He can't do much of anything at all. He can hear someone. They sound like a woman. Is it charlotte? He really wants to know now. He can soon see a woman fill his field of view with her soft skin. Yet where is he seeing her from? He starts to work it out as he starts to feel again also. He is shocked to find out that he has become something so much weirder for her now. Your name is Pisserson.
Fun plane. Yes. Safe.
yay
The seas and air turn into pee and the Earth is filled with urine but it's safe and everything is clean.