You wake up to light streaming in through the window shades of your room. You breath a heavy sigh of relief, but something still feels weird. You get up and notice that you've been dressed only in a pair of boxers and that you feel a little heavier as you make your way to the bathroom.
Still squinting, you close the door and run your hands through your hair as you take a look in the mirror. What you see shocks you.
Your hair has grown into long, dark brown dreadlocks that stop just above your shoulders. You also notice that your neck is huge and that your pecs and biceps are substantially larger than they had been. Your skin also has a slightly darker tone and you detect slight increases in the sizes of your lips, nose and eyes.
"What the fu..." Even as you speak, you hear the dramatic change in your voice from a medium-pitch to a low gravelly tone laced with ghetto accents. "This some crazy shit," you somehow manage to blurt out, even though that wasn't quite what you'd wanted to say.
But your shock is short lived as the second phase of your assimilation commences...