You find you're unable to move as waves of darkness sweep over your growing body. Your skin becomes the color of ground coffee and your dreads grow longer, wider and fall to the middle of the your back. Your face rearranges, a wiry goatee growing beneath huge lips, a wide nose and large eyes. Your already ripped body becomes mammoth, with monstrous pecs and bis and gigantic legs. Your body slowly unlocks as the changes finalize and your mind is de- and re-programmed.
You immediately go into your room, where you find a totally new wardrobe waiting for you, including hugely baggy Tommy jeans, a pair of Timbaland work boots, a gray tank top and a head scarf. You dress quickly, adding platinum and diamond jewelry here and there to accent your bling look. You skillfully put your dreads up into the scarf, causing them to take on a very Carribean look. You also do something you would never do in your old life...you take a huge baggie filled with pot, roll a phatty blunt and smoke it down as you leave your home and begin searching for others to share in your new found glory.