The hefty foodies stopped at the chime of an ice cream truck.
“Specialty flavor! Specialty flaaaavor here!” a voice called out over a megaphone.
“Oh wow, Blue Razz Crunch is back!” Phoebe smiled as Brantley gave her a puzzled look. “You know, blue raspberry sherbet mixed with lemon, topped with pop rocks and nilla wafers, and they only serve it one month a year.”
Suddenly the benches behind them crashed and cracked, the occupants gone in a cloud of smoke.
“Awww shit.” Danielle groaned.
“Hey, we raised thirty thousand!” Phoebe smiled.
“Wow, really?!” Smiled a park ranger, his eyes full of fake joy.
“Yeah!” Phoebe smiled.
“Good, now you can PAY FOR THE DAMAGE TO OUR PICNIC AREA!” The ranger shouted.
“Uhhh... about that...” Phoebe said as she leaned next to him.
The ditzy redhead tackled him and forced him into a lip lock as the rest of the red hots slipped away.
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Jojo took in a deep breath and dashed down the sidewalk, feeling the breeze in her face as a passing trio of girls joined her.
“Hey Beth, wanna see who gets left in the dust?” the tanned girl in pink smirked.
“Depends if she’s ready, Jazz.” Beth smiled.
“You guys are on!” Jojo smiles as she pumps her legs as hard as she can. “Hope you like the taste of my-“
*SLAM*
Jojo stumbled back in a daze as the wall said ,”Hey, wait your turn! You’ll get your blue razz crunch when you get to the front!”
“My whaaaaa?” Jojo said dizzily as her eyes focused on an absolute unit of a blonde. Her hoodie was stretched so thin by her belly that it was starting to tear.
“All that sugar and processed carbs?” Jazz asked as she made a barfing face.
“No thank you.” blue haired Sherry smiles politely.
“Suit yourself.” The blonde said as she turned back and knocked Jojo to the ground with her girthy rump.
‘Fuck, I thought Gloria’s ass was huge....’ Jojo thought as she stumbled up.
“They can’t be healthy...” Sherry sighed as a foodie split her pants so hard her panties flew off. She covered her swollen couch and awkwardly shuffled away.
The foodies greedily slurped up the melting mess as they waddled to their cars and decided to check out the local restaurants like...