Kimmy smiled as her daughters and (new and improved) spouse sat down for a night at a family favorite. Captain Cole’s Crab Galley was the seafood place Kimmy and Mia had taken the twins to for every birthday when they were kids. This was the first time in years they’d gone together.
“Here’s those honey butter bay shrimp and I’ll be right back with your entrees.” The waitress smiled as she walked away.
“Well, let’s dive right in.” Mia quipped as she grabbed her wife’s butt under the table.
“Oh you!” Kimmy giggled.
The girls giggled along as everybody took a big bite of shrimp... and then they realized something was wrong about this situation... something had changed.
The waitress came to see them gagging and spitting.
“Is there a problem?” The waitress smiled nervously.
“Why butter yucky?!” Suki spat. “Butter never yucky!”
“God, this tastes like melted slushy and fake lemon!” Sandi added, puking in her mouth.
The waitress looked down and realized the butter sauce had a green tinge to it.
And she heard a popping sound coming from the Asian bimbos’ mouths.
“I’ll go straighten this out.” The waitress smiled, donning a death scowl as she stormed towards the kitchen.
Sure enough, kitchen duty fatass Brittany was mixing the butter with the same spoon she was eating with.
“Seriously?! You’re gonna get us fired for this!” the waitress yelled as the blonde set the spoon down? “And what happened to your back?”
“Some jogger wasn’t watching where she were going.” Brittany explained as she turned around, “And to the point, nobody seems bothered to me, Candace.”
Candace looked around to see everyone eating the tainted butter like normal.
“We have unsatisfied customers at table 15!” Candace yelled, “to the point, you’d better fix that butter now!”
Suddenly a belch rang out followed by a dozen more.
“Oh great, now everyone’s got food poisoning!” Candace yelled as moans of pain filled the dining area.
Suddenly the Asian family ran up to the counter in a frantic hurry. The waitress rang up their check and watched them bolt off.
“Why’d they-WHAT THE FUCK?!” Candace yelled at the scene unfolding in the dining room.