"Hey, Zach, l finagled a supplementary scholarship for you on the swim team," said the coach over the phone.
" Cool, Coach, I really need the scholarship money, " replied Zach.
"Uh, just a couple conditions. You're pretty hairy, so you'll have to.shave or wax off your body hair-"
"All of my body hair?"
" All of it that isn't covered by your Speedo. "
"Whew! Crotch hairs are safe."
" Well, the ones that are covered by the Speedo. Salvatore's gives the.swim team a discount on hair removal, and manscaping. Your hairy pits have to go. Likewise chest, arm and leg hair. "
" How long until it grows back? "
"I'm sure you'll be a.regular sasquatch again in no time, after swim season ends. But there's a second condition. You need to bring up your grades to a B average. Your roommate is a brainiac, right? Maybe he can tutor you?"
" May be? " Zach said hesitantly. He scratched his armpit. He didn't know why, but he didn't think Tyler could help.
"Good it's settled. Get your shaved ass over to the pool on Monday at 5am."
" Wait you said I didn't have to shave my ass! "
"Zach, I've seen you in a Speedo. You don't have to shave any hairs that don't stick.out from under the Speedo."
"But won't.my unshaved ass look weird with everything else smooth?"
" Probably, which is why I said shaved as s and manscaping. Go to Salvatore, they'll get you fixed up right. "
"Okay, coach."
Click.
"Hey, Tyler! Come here!"
I am here you moron! Screamed the armpit formerly known as Tyler. Well, he thought it was screaming but really all he could do was emit different scents.of.sweat.
Zach sniffed. He looked.down. Then he lifted one arm and sniffed, then the other arm and sniffed. He said aloud, "why does.one put stink so much more than the other? Where is Tyler?"
Zach went into Tyler's room and saw the empty clothing draped over Tyler's desk chair. The.computer was still on. Zach sat down on the chair on top of Tyler's clothes and kicked Tyler's shoes and socks out of the way. He moved the mouse. The computer screen lit up.
"What th f-? This says Tyler permanently turned himself into my armpit? I wonder which one? Well, he always was talking about how much my pits reeked. If I knew it was his fetish, I might have used deodorant?"
You dumb fuck, I was supposed to be the new you, not your stinking armpit. I certainly am not enjoying this! Thought Tyler.
"Phew! I'm guessing Tyler's the stinky pit. I wonder if I can change him back?"
Change me back? Yes, change me back, you stupid lunkhead. I'll tutor you for free.
"Hm, the tutorial says "permanent changes are not reversible", but may be modifiable?" Zach clicked his tongue against his teeth as he thought. He also started to rub his sweatier armpit. Tyler moaned softly as he enjoyed Zach's full body massage. Zach seemed to press deeper, the harder he thought. Oops! Tyler blushed. Suddenly, his fingers.were dripping with sweat. Tyler would never tell that he came under the pressure of Zach's fingers, but he certainly enjoyed it. Zach was sniffing his dripping fingers. Was Tyler still conscious? Was he sweating to try to communicate. If Tyler had an armpit fetish, maybe he was getting off on the stench he was producing. On the shelf above the desk was a.can of deodorant. Zach sprayed his pits, his crotch and then the sweatiest pit again. He set the can back down, and looked at the screen.
Zach had a idea....he.started to type.