"Hm, if I can't make him human, perhaps I can.make him talk? But being the only guy with a talking armpit would be weird. I wonder if I can boost the signal range of the Chronivac by networking with other Chronivacs? Hm?"
it took Zach a couple hours to work out. Soon the entire campus was populated with jocks with former nerds as their new talking armpits.
Tyler groaned as he realized what Zach had done. Not only would Tyler be Zach's armpit forever, but Tyler and all the other talking armpits would remember that they wanted to become big hairy jocks' stinking armpits. The groan stopped abruptly as the programming kicked in.
"Oh, thank you, Zach for.letting me be your armpit, it is the highest goal I could aspire to be. Thank you, thank you, thank you, " gushed Tyler the talking armpit.
"Cool, Ty, now before you start tutoring me, lick yourself," Zach orrdered. He loved having his pits licked. He moaned with pleasure.
He finally said, "Okay, now do the other pit,"
Ty strained but his tongue was the same size it had always been.
"Sorry, sir,my tongue is to short."
Zach turned back to the Chronivac and typed.