After sitting in bliss what what felt like an eternity she hears her phone ringing. Digging it out of pile of wrappers and bottles she picks it up, letting a few farts squeak out before answering. “Hello?”
A voice she’s never heard before answers, “So you went fat and skunky, a popular choice honestly.” Marina did a double-take, whoever this was new about those weird items and was probably the one that sent them to her. She decides to let her continue, “Yes? What about it, Who are you anyway?” The voice continues, “My name is Sara-Demora, I’m the one that made the solution you drank. A lot of people tend to do that, so I’m here to make sure your life is as easy as possible.” Marina questioned this response, “So are you like a magic maid? Some sort of delivery driver? How does that work?” The voice giggles and returns saying, “Why don’t I show you?”
The phone disconnects, her questions not really being answered at all. Marina idly scratches and sighs, blowing another fart out in the process. All of a sudden a cloud of smoke appears in her apartment and a slender, short, fairy girl appears before her. The sudden appearance causes Marina to near shit herself, but she wasn’t ready to do that yet. The fairy manages to land in a clean spot despite all of the junk surrounding her. She then regrets appearing inside of the apartment as she realizes how bad it is in here. The fairy explains through closed nostrils, “Wew, you really went overboard, but I’m here to magically make things happens. Feeling lonely? I got it! Need food? I got it! Want a change of scenery? I got it! So what can I do for you skunky?” Marina thought long and hard about this as the fairy decided to float in an area that wouldn’t immediately murder her sense of smell.