"So the Chadster is plank?" Rick asked as he entered the sauna. He reached out and gripped the solid wood plank that really was Chad.
"You heard Edd, and you saw the video," said Monroe.
"Yeah. Well, Bruno's always been weird. I remember the TV series too. But Bruno really thinks Chad is plank?"
"Were plank- he can change from human to plank. Chad, Bruno and Ed role played it as kids. Anyway, Chad's AWOL, and the plank is here. So maybe Chad is a were plank?"
"Yeah, right! Ha!"
"Yeah. Right. If this is Chad, don't you want to humiliate him, and teach him a lesson? I, mean, so far only the swim team and a couple pervs have jacked off on him, shouldn't his best friends blow their loads on him too?"
"You think we're his best friends?"
"Well, we're his teammates and if he's gonna take shit from anybody, it should be his teammates!"
"You're forgetting the video of the swim team and Bruno. Ed's got this place wired for sound and pictures, " Rick pointed out.
"Not forgetting a thing, Ricky. Here's my wireless speaker, and I put it here right by the mic," he said jamming the metal nail attached to his minispeaker into the wooden wall next to a knot hole. Then he said, "Hand me your swim trunks."
"Huh? Okay?"
Monroe draped the suit between two nails he mounted earlier.
"From the angle of the video, the camera is in this corner and your suit should block it."
"So, now what?"
Music blared. Heavy metal. Nine Inch Nails wailed Closer to God.
Ed grunted. Then laughed. Did they really only think he had one mic and camera?
He clicked on the auxiliary feed and streamed the video from the cloud.
There were Rick and Monroe naked in the sauna.