“What?” I asked. Lay eggs? Really? My girlfriend’s cute when she plays dumb but this was a whole new level.
“No, really. Just like 5 minutes ago this came out of my vagina. Look!” Millie pulled out a fresh white egg from her purse and handed it to me. It felt warm and sticky.
“Millie, be honest, this is some kind of joke right?” I carefully placed the egg down on my coffee table.
“I’m telling you Emma, I actually laid it. I was sitting in the beach y’know and I suddenly felt...” she blushes, “...horny, like all my sexual energy centered around here,” she forms a circle shape with her hands on her abdomen. “And then, well, I squeezed this out. And I’m telling you it felt incredible, like the best orgasm I’ve ever had!”
Part of me wanted to laugh, but part of me felt very curious and...fuzzy...anyway I rolled my eyes.
“Alright, do it again.” I said, folding my arms. Whether she was lying or not, at least I get to see my Millie naked this early.
Millie blushes. “Um, okay.” She sighs as she pulled down her bikini bottom. “But can you, um, take your clothes off too, I was sort of thinking about you when it happened.”
I sigh as I took off my shirt and skirt, leaving me in my panties as she squatted down.
She took a couple of deep breaths and started moaning. It was a long and slow grunt, the kind that can instantly turn me on. Then I see something white emerge from the folds of her vagina. It slowly grew bigger and bigger until she squeezes it out with a last “oomf.”
I couldn’t believe it. Did she just, oh my god! My Millie actually laid an egg. She looks up at me, feeling confidant, then she lets out another moan as yet another egg plops out of her, then another. After her fifth egg, she gets up and collapses on my couch, looking like she just ran a mile.
“See,” she pants. “Told you...”