Thunder clapped.
There was a gurgling noise from the sewage pond. A fountain of yellow liquid rose from the pond. In top of the yellow column was a flattened pink cylinder. Slipping a rubber glove on his hand, Keith reached out and snatched the pink puck. The fountain subsided. Keith held the translucent pink disc up to the light. He laughed. In the varying pink swirls, a naked human male appeared to struggle under water as the water froze him in the ice. Keith pulled out the pink cellophane and wrapped Chad up.
"State football championship is at the stadium tomorrow. Should I deposit you in the first urinal in the men's room or in the locker room?"
In truth, Keith hadn't really considered either fate. He had expected to bring a micro sized human Chad or a full sized one. He hadn't expected Chad's default form would be a urinal cake. He had only brought the cellophane to scare Chad , not to wrap him in.
He pondered as he headed to the main gate of the sewage plant. Could Chad ever be anything but urinal cake? How should he try to reverse it?
A hand grabbed his shoulder.
"Uncle, I was just looking for you," he lied, " Thank you for the tour. I got a phone call, and have to run. Thanks again. "
Outside the plant, Keith pulled out the pink urinal cake, and mused if he couldn't change Chad back what should he do with it. He said aloud, "What am I gonna do with you, cakeboy?"
Chad who had been fully conscious the whole time was terrified. He didn't want to have his life pissed away again.