Here we have an ordinary plastic bucket with a lid, capable of holding 10 gallons of something. It comes with a pair of sturdy gloves and a rather thick book. The bucket itself is of little note, but its contents are quite understandably the focus. Inside is a load of flesh colored modeling clay. Now, you may be asking yourself, why would anyone need this much clay? What even is this clay for?
This clay is hardly like any other clay. This is a valuable compound known as Flesh-Crafting Clay. It allows you to re-sculpt the human body in just about any concrete or abstract fashion your imagination can conjure. Use it on yourself to make your body strong, handsome, bizarre, and everything else in between. Use it on your closest friends or your mortal enemies, for while you are sculpting their new forms they are helpless until the clay sets, becoming one with them, turning from clay to flesh. Complete power is in your hands with this miracle compound, and the included user's manual can teach you everything you need to know about its potential. Turn your loyal dog into a fearsome dragon! Turn your mother-in-law into twenty smaller mother-in-laws! Make your wildest fantasies come true!
(Disclaimer: Flesh-Crafting Clay cannot create life. MageCo. Magical Solutions is not responsible for any damages caused by misuse of the clay. Restrictions apply, results may vary.)