“Get your head out of your a## stupid cat!” You said angrily, “Ahem, even though that was one reason. That wasn’t the main reason, the main reason you stupid cat was to understand you better. But since you bit me, I guess I can’t buy you the expensive cat food. Or bed or idk something. I ain’t giving you anything now unless....”
“I AIN’T DRINKING THAT! NO MATTER WHAT YOU BRIBE ME WITH!”
“Fine. If that way won’t work, I’m kicking you out. No more the suite life for you, but a homeless alley cat who has to fight to get by, hm?”
“You wouldn’t dare.”
“I would, I could easily replace you with another more “friendlier” cat who might be willing to do drink this.”
“Your sick!”
“And you only got me to take care of you. So what will it be change just a little for me or I throw your a## into the street or better yet the kennel or maybe neuter you will suffice. You may think I’m being brutal but that bite f##king hurts.
“Look, I’m sorry for biting you. But I thought you poisoned me, your loyal pet poisoned by its owner.”
“Loyal...”
“Fine, you win.”
“Yay, then drink up kitty kitty.”
“Stop calling me that. I have a name.”
“Then what is it?”
“Uh....Idk you gave me a name.”
“Fine, I’ll make a new name for you once you drink this.”
“.....Fine.”