Just as I began wondering ho how to alter the size of my landlord's dick, the text on the pages changed.
"Larry Douglas's penis percentile statistics in relation to all human _______
(Please input desired comparison demographic, eg. men, blonde men, farmers, etc.)"
Percentiles? So that means if I wanted to be in the top 1% I'd be in the 1st percentile, which would put Larry in the 99th right?
I quickly scribbled down "men" and more script started forming one word at a time.
"Name: Larry Douglas"
Penis size percentile (flaccid): 80th
Penis size percentile (erect): 83rd"
Ha, I knew he was compensating for something with that attitude. I smirked and scribbled out both percentages putting him in the 99th percentile.
Now I just need to change my dick.
No sooner had I thought that did more words appear.
"Jason Gray's penis percentile statistics in relation to all human _______
(Please inpu-"
I was ready this time and wrote down "males" before the input prompt even had time to form.
"Name: Jason Gray"
Yes I know that already...
Penis size percentile (flaccid): -
I didn't even bother to let the number complete forming before scribbling over it and writing 1st.
Penis size percentile (erect): -"
I did the same as before and scratched over the still forming numbers and wrote 1st next to that one too. I lifted the pen off the page and scrambled to position myself so any intruders would get an eyeful of my giant dick on full display as soon as my apartment door opened. I could already feel my cock tingle as it transformed.