I hear two muffled voices through the door.
"I hope you don't mind if I take some photos to look over later and compare it with some other places."
"No problem Greg go right ahead. You can even record if you like"
Just as I start to feel a tingle in my loins from the transformation taking over the door swings wide open. My pig of a landlord Larry was standing there next to some guy in a blue shirt holding up a phone pointing it around.
I stand there and try my best to put on a casual arrogant grin.
"Oh sorry I didn't think anyone was coming today. Don't mind me just doing some chores."
Part of me wants to stay soft so it had that swinging trunk look but I was so excited I couldn't help feeling myself get rock hard.
We stood in silence as I drank in their shocked expressions, no doubt awed by my mammoth manhood. I was just about to make another smug remark when instead of the panicked retreat I expected, Larry bent over laughing.
I looked over at the other guy and saw that he was trying to hold in his laughter as his phone was directed straight at me when he too let out a deep chuckle. Confused, I looked down to where Larry was pointing as he laughed and saw... nothing! I couldn't even see my dick past by stomach. I sucked in my gut and peered over at my rock hard little two inch dick peeking out of my trimmed pubic hair. It was the smallest one I'd ever seen! I squealed in surprise and quickly covered myself up, then looked at Larry's crotch. There was an undeniably immense lump bulging from the front of his pants. My face turned beat red and I scurried into my bedroom, as the two men slowly recovered from all the laughing.
"See I told you the guy who lived here was a nasty little pervert."
"Yea I didn't know there'd be so much emphasis on the little. And I thought mine was small. He makes me feel like a giant."
I almost felt like crying as I slammed the door behind me. For some reason despite the utter humiliation my dicklet was still rock hard and pulsing with an excited sensation. This didn't make any sense he was supposed to have the small dick... unless- Damn I must have gotten the percentiles the wrong way around! But that still didn't add up. Even if I was in the bottom 1st percentile in this new universe it still should've been around 6 or 7 inches long. I pulled out my laptop and tried to figure out what was going on.
I searched "small penises" and the results were as expected. Men sporting 6 or 7 inch erections. Even by the old average standards my dick was absolutely miniscule but here I was three times smaller than even the tiniest of men.
Still confused started searching for information about penis sizes. All the while I could hear Larry and Greg's muffled voices talking and laughing through the door. I tried to ignore it and started reading the first search result about human penis size.
"The size of the human male penis has baffled scientists for millennia. For the first sixteen to twenty-one years of life the human male penis begins at around 1 inch from birth and grows to an average of six inches long. However on the exact day that a human male reaches legal adulthood in their country, the penis undergoes a sudden unexplained growth spurt to an average between 7 and 11 inches. This is a trait unique to human males as no other animals exhibit a growth pattern so precise and immediate. While we are no where close to an answer as to why this happens, several theories have been made-"
I stopped reading and set aside my computer, realizing where I had made my mistake. When I changed the average sizes it was for "men" which meant that minors weren't effected. And when I had put myself in the bottom percent I had specified "all human males" which included everything from newborn boys to 120 year old men. Which was why I had a-
"Baby dick," the door was opened and I saw Larry barking at me, "Stop squeezing your little nub, Greg wants to inspect the bedroom."
They both barged in before I could protest. That was when I realized I was still naked and yelped again quickly covering myself up with my hands again and running back into the lounge where their barely contained laughter followed.
I took a second calmed myself down. All I needed to do was edit the book again. I went over to my desk where I had left it.