Desperately, refusing to believe I was stuck like this, I scanned the page, looking for ink which was still black — any words which weren't permanent. There weren't many...the new monster-cock version of Larry I'd created apparently had more than enough cum to drench the whole book, even on his second load.
Finally, I found a few sentences which looked like they could still be changed — at least, a bit. I bit my lip, giving the page another once-over and trying to mentally circle the words I could still replace. I skimmed through each section of what I'd changed.
"Average ((man's)) penis size statistics:
Flaccid length averages at 6 to 8 inches, with a girth of around 6
Erect sizes range, on average, from 7 to ((10)) inches, with an average circumference of 7"
Hm, I thought, I guess I can work with that. "Average man," huh? Maybe I can change the category so that I'm still part of it...changing the upper limit was useless to me, though.
"Larry Douglas's penis percentile ((statistics)) in relation to all ((human)) men:
Penis size percentile (flaccid): 99th
Penis size percentile (erect): 99th"
I didn't know what to make of this section. I guess I could make him hung like a horse if I changed "human," but that wasn't going to solve my problem. Maybe I could make him big enough to embarrass him, though...
As for "statistics," I had no ideas.
"Jason Gray's penis percentile statistics in ((relation to)) all human males:
Penis size percentile (flaccid): 1st
Penis size percentile (erect): 1st"
The section on me was even worse. What the hell was I supposed to do with "related to," anyway? Fuck, what I wouldn't have given for one of the numbers...
I shook my head. Beggar's can't be choosers, I guess. It was my idea to try and cut my landlord down to size, anyway, and my stupid ass who didn't remember basic stats. All I could do now was run damage control.