First of all, I had to fix the girth - and for that matter, the flaccid size. A world of super-growers might be fun but I wanted to be able to tell who was packing. Once again the text shimmered and re-resolved itself, and my corrections had become incorporated into the text proper. It now read:
"Up to 45% of men believe their penis size to be inadequate.
Flaccid length averages at 4.5 to 6.5 inches, with a girth of around 4 to 4.9.
Erect sizes range, on average, from 7.3 to 9.5 inches, with an average circumference of 6 to 7."
Guys would now be virtually as big flaccid as they used to be erect. I felt the tingle again, but this time a warmer, deeper feeling. My cock visibly began to plump up - the slight flare in the middle of the shaft becoming more pronounced and the root becoming wider. I could feel something shifting in my pelvis area. My fingers, wrapped around my shaft, were slowly forced further apart, the overlap between thumb and middle finger gradually eroding until I realised with a sudden jolt that my fingers no longer entirely encircled my cock. I was huge! Of course, I thought, everyone else was 'huge' now, too.
I rummaged around in a kitchen draw and found a slightly musty tape measure. If anything I had underestimated my length - I measured a little over nine inches. Make sense, I thought. I was pretty close to the upper end of 'average' in terms of length before, and I still am now - except 'average' ends at 9.5''. In terms of girth, the rule held true - my 5.5'' girth had become 6.5''; still right around the median.
My fingers slipped a little lower to cup my still 'normal' (whatever that meant now) balls. Clearly I couldn't leave these without some extra enhancement. Focusing, a new paragraph coalesced onto the page.
"The average adult testicle size is 1.5 by 1 inches, with a breadth of 0.75 inches.
Average semen volume per ejaculation ranges from 0.05 fl oz (1.5mL) to 0.18 fl oz (5mL).
Normal sperm count ranges from 15 million sperm to more than 200 million sperm per mL."
I frowned. That seemed disappointing. I crossed out and replaced some of the stats. Once the text had finished restructuring it read:
"The average adult testicle size is 3 by 2 inches, with a breadth of 1.5 inches.
Average semen volume per ejaculation ranges from 1.5 fl oz (44mL) to 5 fl oz (148mL).
Normal sperm count ranges from 150 million sperm to more than 2 billion sperm per mL."
I hesitated. Was that too much? A standard cooking cup was only two hundred and thirty-something mL. High-end average guys could fill a cup in a couple of squirts now. What would it be for the biggest loads? A cup per shot? A milk carton's worth of baby batter? I supposed I could always reduce it again later if there were unwanted side effects to such massive virility.
The text began to re-resolve and I felt a different tingle, lower down. Holding my fat cock flush against my belly I watched my balls churn, quiver, and expand; each heartbeat-pulse leaving them larger than before. They had always filled out my nutsack pretty well and the 'look' remained constant as I grew, going from walnuts to half-tangerines. I hadn't been prepared for massive they felt - doubling the length and girth had felt reasonable at the time but the volume change was spectacular; my nutsack looked less like a human's than a large horse. Measuring I was pleased to see I still came in quite a way above the new average.