You stand there with your hand resting on the lid of your best friend you have just used and flushed in the ultimate way. He is likely fuming and will break out into some choice words; if you put his lid down that is. You notice the bowl shifting just a little he is now starting up at you. You quickly fuck yourself back k to your underwear and blush hotely. You eye the door and consider the idea of letting jonas stew for just a while before facing the music. You are about to just head back into your bedroom when the toilet produces a froth of bubbles. Sighing you reach for the seat and lid and clack them down and take a deep breath.
"DUDE WHWT THE HELL I TOLD YOU NO FUNNY BUISNESS AND YOU PISS IN ME, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL KINDA SHIT IS THIS?!!!!" he screams so loud you worry he might break himself, "AND THEN JUST GO OFF LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED HERE...."
"Jonas please..." You Manage in between one of his bursts "dude it's not like that I swear, I just totally forgot.snd woke up this morning needing to piss and well you were there and open and didn't even look like a living toilet and I forgot and welll...dude I'm totally sorry I swear I will get you changed first thing."
He remains silent s moment then winds up for another screaming fit. It's hard for you to tell the emotions of a toilet.but you can see it. He manages to wind himself up so much he flushes himself. The two of you stand there as the water swirls around his mouth and you've down his bends and I to the sewer pipe. The next.thing he says is a shock.
"God I think I just came, like I think every flush is an orgasm and a swallow like eating something sets you off dude...I...I need you to flush me again please."
You reach out and pushes the handle and jonas moans as he glute the water away and refills.
"Yussssss glurrgggglleeee yusssssssssss"
A little creeped out and s little aroused you decide coffee is probably a good idea in fact.msybe breakfast is an even better idea. That's when you realize jonas might be hungry.
"Hey Jonas I don't know if we are good or.not.but I'm gonna go get some breakfast would you like some?"
He nods as much as a bolted down toilet can. You grab the wrench and unhook him from your plumbing then lift him from the pipes and let him make his own way to your kitchen. You make a Pot of coffee and some bacon and eggs. Jonas thinks up near your table and sits there watching as you put down two plates and two cups of coffee.
He looks up at you, "...and just how the hell am I supposed to eat that?"
You hadn't really considered it, you had just acted from memory and even prepped his coffee like he like it, "umm welll I suppose I could feed you..." You say as you reach for his plate and cut the food up.
He seems to nod, "I guess that's what we have to do" he opens up his 'lips' and you pour the coffee in and then the plate of bacon and eggs.
Jonas mills over mix in his bowl/mouth for a few minutes. You will your coffee and look down at the mess till jonas clacks his mouth shut. He makes noises as you finish your meal then while you clean the plates he flushes. You freak briefly expecting coffee water and eggs and bacon to pour out of him.
"Aww dude noooo" you spin and rush over lifting opennhis mouth watching his breakfast spiral down the bowl as somehow fresh water streams in. Surprisingly no mess flows out of him.
"What the hell?!" You ask then close jonas' mouth.
He looks as sheepish as a toilet can "I'm sorry dude I couldn't resist is it bad?" His bowl spins and he looks around "the fuck?"
"I know right I don't understand maybe something happened on a deeper level with the change" you poke your friend in the e-bend making him yelp.
"Cut that out" he says spinning and snapping his seat at you
"Sorry bro just trying to understand, hey what do the food taste like?"
"It was like food but really really weak almost like it was cooked in water then strained and washed in it,. I don't think it filled me up."
"Oh uh you want more then?"
"I mean maybe we could try something thicker" he says kinda shuffling his body.
You go to your pantry and pull out some oatmeal packets and start cooking them up and then pull out a protein shake for him. He watches this all go on and when it's ready willingly holds his mouth open as it glorps in there. Then after mulling it all over again he flushes and you see the mess swirl down to be replaced by fresh water.
"I can't understand it...are you full now?" You ask.
"I'm not really sure it didn't have any flavor but it did kinda help I guess maybe when you change me back." He began hoping towards your booth.
You follow and help him up on the stool. Then you begin to tell out commands on the control interface.
-- INITIAL BIOSCAN COMPLETE --
SUBJECT #00001
NAME: JONAS
SPECIES: LIVING TOILET
EST AGE: 28.39 YEARS
BODY MASS: 61.69 KG
BIO SEX: NEUTER MENTALLY MALE
* TYPE D FOR MORE DETAILS
* TYPE C TO MAKE CHANGES
* TYPE S TO SAVE PROFILE
* PRESS F1 FOR MORE OPTIONS
* PRESS ESC TO EXIT
You type C and begin to make the changes necessary for him to be made human again. When you are finished you peak I to the booth, Jonas looks up at you expectantly.
"It's all set, you should be back to human again shortly."
"I'm so ready bro I'd prefer to sit on one of these than be one"
You step out of the booth and activate the machine. A bright little of light occurs and then a buzzing comes from the screen. You rush over as jonas coughs from the booth. The screen shows a message.
ERROR/ALERT
SUBJECT CANNOT BE RETURNED TO PREVIOUS FORM NO BIO SCAN EXISTS FOR JONAS/HUMAN RECHARGE NOT REQUIRED INPUT F1 FOR MORE OPTIONS.
You read this with a growing sense of dread then begin fussing with he keys. Surely it saved his profile somewhere, it has to have. You change discs and speed read files continuously seeking one labeled Jonas/human but once you're done you know he can't be changed back. You begin to seek another form for him and attempt to overlay it to make him happy.
"Hey bro" he calls "are you gonna do it or not?"
You begin to work on the overlay and prep to start it up again, "sure thing jonas just I'm give me a sec you may not like what happens next...."
You finish your work and prepare to hit the buttons again....