"Hey, I'm just playing around ok?" You say to an angry toilet, something you thought you've never encounter yet here you were.
"Listen the booth takes twenty-four hours to recharge. As soon as it's up we'll change you back to normal or into whatever you want. Dragon? No problem" You say reassuringly to Jonas. You can't help but smirk as the bowl and reservoir of the toilet bends down as if in thought which is such an absurd image it's like its right out of cartoon.
"Yeah, fine" Jonas says, sounding just mildly annoyed now his lid clacking as he talks.
"Now lets just sit down and relax. You can spend the night here so as soon as the second hits on twenty-four hours we can change you back" You lead Jonas back towards your living room, the stead thunk of porcelain and the slosh of water coming from behind you letting you know he was behind you. You flop down on your couch as the toilet hops beside it and stops.
"I guess I'll just stand here then" Jonas sounds, the annoyance still obvious in his voice. You don't press him and turn the TV on. It's a few hours later you notice the toilet "looking", you assume by the bowl pointing down slightly, at itself. Jonas lets out a thoughtful hum before speaking.
"It's weird....I know I am not sitting down but because of the shape a toilet has I feel like I'm sitting down in the most comfortable position I have ever been in. It's like there's no pressure anywhere on my body it's supporting itself one-hundred percent perfectly" He says, sounding impressed with his white porcelain body almost.
"Well that makes sense. Toilets are designed to be in that position so you should feel completely comfortable like that" You notice Jonas seems to not be annoyed anymore, just sort of accepting his temporary embarrassing form for now. The night creeps forward as you relax with your friend the toilet. Jonas tilts his bowl forward as he seems to let out a small snore before suddenly tipping over, splashing water from his bowl all over the bowl and a loud clank that makes your worried for a second he may have cracked!
"Wharg duh furragh" Jonas gurgles as water keeps flowing from his slightly open mouth as he wiggles in panic on the floor. You jump off the couch, slipping slightly on toilet water, before grabbing Jonas and putting the toilet upright again.
"What the hello, did you push me over?" Jonas says as his bowl refills with water somehow on it's own without any pipes. You look him over and sigh. No cracks or damage. You're lucky your living room is carpeted. You're sure if the toilet landed anywhere on a harder surface like that it would've cracked our out right broken.
"No, I didn't you fells asleep and...oh shit. I think when you sleep your bowl tilts forward and upsets your balance, tipping you over" You say out loud, realizing what caused Jonas's fall.
"So I can't sleep like this? Are you kidding?!" Jonas says the annoyance again present in his voice. You think of a second and remember your joke about contributing to the bathroom remodel. There isn't a toilet currently installed in the bathroom attached to your room and there is a spot to attach a toilet to the floor where it wouldn't fall over, even if it became slightly unbalanced from a tilted bowl.
"Well, there is one way you can sleep. It will only be for tonight so keep an open mind ok?" You say as you have Jonas follow you into your room and enter your bathroom. You flick on the light and Jonas see's you gesturing to the pipes and screws to attach a toilet too.
"No way in hello, dude! There is a better way, right?....Damn it if you're suggesting this there really isn't is there?" Jonas sighs as you shake your head. He's so tired at this point he gives in to your idea. He doesn't fight you as you pick him up and heft him over to the spot reserved for your still shipping new toilet. You connect all the pipes and screws you would normally attached to a toilet and even sit him fully on the wax seal just to be sure he won't move. Jonas shudders as you hear a flush of water enter his reservoir.
"H-holy shit. I can feel all that piping running water through me. I can even feel like I can flush now and know what flushing feels like now" The now hooked up toilet says in disbelief. You nod and sit with Jonas to make him feel not so weird like this until you see the bowl tip forward with a light snore. This time he doesn't fall over but stays rooted to his mounting. His snoring gets louder until he gives a loud gurgling snore, his lid clacking open. The snoring sound stops but when you look into his bowl you see a steady rhythm of bubbles coming up from the opening in the bottom. That must be how a toilet would snore you think, finding it kind of funny. You turn off the light to the bathroom and drop in your bed, passing out almost instantly not realizing how tired you were yourself.
You wake up groggy the next morning. You rub your eyes and groan, trying to wake up. You know two things. You need coffee and you need to take a piss. You stumble into your bathroom and turn on the lights. It's still under construction with ripped up tiles and the sink still isn't hooked up yet but you see a toilet and that's whats important. You walk up to the bowl, thankful the lid is already open. There's a steady stream of bubbles coming up every few seconds. You'll worry about that later, hopefully it's not leaking into your basement. You sigh as the bathroom fills with liquid falling into the toilet bowl, Your shift side to side, shaking your head as your stream finishes. You push down the handle and flush the toilet as your mind starts firing up and last night starts coming out of the fog.
"Your eyes shoot open as you quickly become wide away, watching the last of the yellow water drain out of the toilet in front of you and refill with clean water. Once it's filled the water is still. No bubbles. You realize Jonas must be awake. Holy shit. You just pissed in and flushed your friend. He can't talk as long as his lid is up like this but your hand is frozen half way to grabbing it. You know as soon as you close this lid you're going to have a very angry toilet with some choice words to say to you, you figure...