'Graeme?' It was your stepfather. The man who had married your Mom. They were meant to be on their honeymoon
'Hi son. I'm glad you are home. I've had a hell of a day. And to make it worse I lost my keys. Is your mother back yet? He pushed past and made his way into the kitchen. There he saw the girlfriend, still looking like Mom 'Hi Dear, As usual you are a sight for sore eyes'
'What happened Graeme?'
'Your Mom hasn't told you yet?'
'No.... I just got back myself'
'We got booted off the flight. "Overbooked" they said as if it was our fault. Fancy that happening when we finally have that honeymoon. It seems we'll have to spend our vacation at home. But that's not half the story. I admit I lost it. I lashed out at the goose who offered us a refund. Got myself arrested. I've spent the last 8 hours in the watch house'
'Shit. That sucks'
'Yeah, I hated the idea of seeing my love left behind crying while I was dragged away in handcuffs. Oh Susie it great to see you again' With that he gave the girlfriend a cuddle, squeezing her tight. 'Thanks for arranging my release'
The girlfriend, with Mom's face made an awkward grimace as she was cuddled tightly. She mouthed out "What do I do?" then as she felt Graeme's hands fondle her bum. 'Oh! Graeme! Not here! Not in front of Simon'
'Hmmph! We'll have to do something about that. Simon! Take a hike! Go see that girlfriend of yours! If I have to have my honeymoon at home. I don't want my stepson hanging around!'
With that he lifted Monica (the girlfriend) up and carried her off to the master bedroom.
Simon watched as his shapeshifted girlfriend kicked and screamed.
However before he could do anything he heard his Mom's car pulling into the driveway