Janice was a working girl who didn't get a chance to dress up very often. But this was a special occasion, and Taylor and Maggie were helping her put on an elegant look. "How do I look?" she said nervously. "Let me put it this way" said Maggie "If I didn't have a girlfriend, and you weren't dating my brother, and you weren't straight, I'd be all over you." Janice laughed as a little bit of the tension broke.
Michael was also nervous. "What if she says no?" he asked Gabriel. Gabriel laughed. "Relax, bro, she's not going to say no. I've seen the way she looks at you."
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This is it, Janice thought, the moment I never thought would come. A man, offering me a ring.
"Yes Michael, yes. I want to be your wife, your woman, your lover. I want to grow old with you. I want to raise a family with you."
"Oh Janice, this is so great." Tears were rolling down Michael's face. "Wait, did you say?"
"Yes, Michael, I already made the appointment--I'm going to have a womb, and ovaries, and we're going to make beautiful babies together."
Michael reached over to take his fiancee in his arms as the restaurant burst into applause.