There wasn't a way to get out of all of this situation, but Bill could do something about parts of it. He remembered how this all had started with trying to gain custody of Abby from his ex-wife Sarah.
He quickly went to the phone's virtual keyboard and changed the sentence. 'Bill’s pregnant boyfriend wants to fuck Sarah.'
Roger no longer seemed so amorous and wasn't trying to whisper anything at all to Bill any more. But how had this changed things? It still said that Bill was his pregnant boyfriend, he'd have to use another change to fix that. "Roger?" he said.
"What?"
"We... we have to break up."
Bill felt like he was in a soap opera as he said "Do you like someone else? Because you're pregnant. You can't just stay out of my life if you're going to have my baby."
"I.. Yes, I do. I was talking to your ex-wife Sarah about you and at first she was mad that I was her replacement and that I was going to have your child, but we started to find out that we really liked each other and..."
"So you're pregnant with my child, but you're dumping me for my own ex-wife? This is ridiculous."
"It's the truth, Bill. I can't change how I feel."
Bill pretended to be upset, but he never wanted Roger to be his pregnant boyfriend, so he was secretly happy. But there was the pregnancy which didn't exist a short time ago.
Bill pointed the app and got a new sentence. "Bill's former boyfriend Roger will give birth to Bill's baby in three months."