As Emily hit the enter key, she got an error message stating that the URL she tried didn't exist. Sure she got it right, Emily tried the address for the porn site again. Still nothing.
Confused, she tried conducting a search for "porn". Instead of the series of seedy links she expected, she got a message stating "Did you mean "corn?" followed by numerous links about produce, including an article about how the oil was an excellent lubricant for stiff joints.
Several searches later, Emily was flabbergasted. She'd tried just about every perverted search term she could think of, but all she could come up with was more public health articles. Did the people of this world really not jerk off to anything? And if not, then where did new mannequin people come from?