A call and a drive later and my girlfriend Cindy greeted me at her front door. She was a little short, but she was nice and cute. Cindy asked "Well my parents wont be back for a bit, so what little magic doo dad did you pick up?"
I pulled out a magnifying glass and said "You can use it to see what type of monster you're likely to turn into."
"So it doesn't turn you into a monster?"
"The Elf lady at the counter didn't complete her change when I used it on her. Aren't you a little curious about what sort of magic may be in your veins?"
"...well... fine, but I'm using it on you later."
Cindy stood a small distance away and I brought the magnifying glass up, and was intrigued as her magical form started to come into focus. Her monstrous form was...