"Call me Mia, god damn it! I have a name, so use it!" she shouted before storming off to her room. Why can't we just be casual to each other? I went back to my own room as well. I was going to try screwing around with the ring, but one glance to my desk reminded me that my Chemical Engineering assignment was due tomorrow.
"Ugh, damn it," I grumbled. I was in danger of failing the course because I would always procrastinate on the assignments and then submit poor work at the last minute. Usually I would just masturbate instead of working because that's way more fun.
Still, I wanted to pass the class so I needed to rid myself of distractions, which were especially bad now after the incident on the street. I looked at the ring and had an idea...
"I wish I could take my penis off and put it back on whenever I wanted," I said in a not-so-loud way.
There was a sort of electric tickle in my groin before it felt smooth down there. I took my pants off and didn't expect to see all of my pubic hairs be completely removed. I reached down and scooped up my testicles from the bottom. This was the moment of truth. I positioned my fingers back towards my torso and began to peel it all off.
When I opened my eyes, I was holding a dick in my right hand. My dick. With my left hand, I brushed my groin, and it was completely flat. Nothing there. Rather than dangle from between my legs, my dick was dangling from between my fingers, and my balls swung against it asynchronously. I put my pants back on and sat at my desk.
"This is my chance to power through," I thought as I lay my dick on the back corner of the desk.