Erin decided that these cows need to act even more bovine. She edited the sentence, changing “Men” to “Haybales”, and pressed enter.
“Come on, let’s go to these haybales. Maybe they’ll have some food around, I’m hungry as fuck”
Erin had to decide if she should wait for this bus, or she should continue changing these uddered girls by following them. Stupid question. The bus can wait. There would be other buses that she could wait for, this was important, and the most fun she’s had in a long, long while. She waits until they are a long distance away, so that the group don’t seem to believe that she is following them. Even then, if they did and decide to confront her in their typical bitchy way, her phone had the power to change that.
She watched Tina, Trish and Sindy trying their absolute hardest to walk sassy with their cumbersome udders, which was already making Erin hold her laughter. They looked ridiculous! It was hilarious! Erin went in a bit closer as they reached the haybales, with Trish and Sindy admiring them as if they were part of the mall, like statues. Tina had something else on her mind.
“Ah, fuck, I’m sooo hungry!”
“They should be some fast-food places here”
“It seems to be shut! Fuck!”
Erin knew she could fix that. A sentence popped up, ready to be edited: “Tina is craving some chicken here at the mall”. Erin immediately took to editing her new sentence in seconds, changing “chicken” to “hay”, tapped enter and waited. Tina’s eyes widened as she finally saw what she craved. She licked her lips, inching closer and closer to the haybale nearest to her, before launching into that haybale, not even caring about how she looked as she went face-first, chowing down on the hay. Trish and Sindy were concerned and honestly slightly embarrassed to see her friend like this, but they were honestly wondering if they should join her. They were hungry themselves. If they were honest, they were giggling, as they were hearing Tina moaning, enjoying the hell out of the hay.
Erin was still holding her laughing, it was too much to handle!
Her phone created another sentence: “Trish and Sindy are giggling as Tina eats hay”
This was too fun to stop, so she decided to make these cows as bovine as she wanted, embarrassing them without their knowledge! Or even something more exciting, or unusual... it was all up to Erin to do whatever she wanted!