Sanchez smiled from the doorway. No more showering with the pubescent jerks, he'd have his own private shower. The instructions on the can said to allow inanimated subject to stand 24 hours before using as excess residual inanimation spray may remain. So Coach Sanchez turned of his bathroom and office lights, then he made his rounds shutting of lights and securing doors and windows. He stopped in the bathroom to check out the two new toilets and urinal. He pulled out a permanent marker. He walked over to the last stall.
"Todd said he put Rick in the last stall, so you must be Rick."
The toilet gurgled, "hulpluh muuuh."
"You brought this on yourself. You have to remain a toilet until your body stabilizes in about a week or you're likely to end up half human and half toilet, which I suspect will make it hard to play baseball, and we need you and Chad on the baseball team. Okay, your jersey number was 18, so I'll mark you 18. Now for Chad, Todd said he's in the next stall. I'll mark him 23 like his jersey. Need to be able to identify you boys in a week or two so I can change you back. We'll keep this our little secret, none of your school mates need to know you were their toilets and urinal." Sanchez then marked Bruno with a 7 for his number on the water polo team.
He started to leave. Then he noticed plastic sheeting, and other building supplies left stacked by the door by the workmen. He took some plastic sheeting and covered all the urinals with a large plastic sheet taping it in place then he wrote with the marker "out of order" and taped the notice to the top of the sheeting covering the urinals. He smiled, Bruno would get all the action, and never no why because he should be staring straight ahead.
He looked over at the toilet stalls. He grinned. He used a wrench to cutoff the water to the first three toilets, then put yellow construction tape across the toilet seat and secured "out of order " notes to each one. He had thought about marking Chad out of order originally, but decided the Rick and Bruno were right about teaching Chad a little humility.
Lights out.
It was a long boring weekend for the new locker room fixtures. All they could do was stand or sit there and wait.
Sanchez was in his early 20's and jogged from home to school daily to stay in shape. Monday morning he arrived earlier than usual because he planned to take a particularly long steam shower. He locked his office door, stripped out of his sweat soaked sweats, then he laid out his clean clothing, and picked up his cell phone. Sanchez entered the bathroom naked and shivering, as the building heat was just starting up. He flipped on the bathroom light, the light and fan in the Ultimate Shower came on. He selected search Bluetooth on his phone. He found the shower speakers and paired it with his phone.
"crackle, buzz. Coach Sanchez this isn't funny!" Todd's voice came out of his phone, causing Sanchez to nearly drop it.
"Todd? How?" Sanchez balked. He quickly hit his music app and hit play.
No more Todd, just Arctic Monkeys...
Sanchez opened the shower doors with a hiss, and pressed the steam button. He stepped out, closed the doors and regretted stripping prematurely. It would take 15 minutes before the steam bath would be ready.
Todd was furious but intrigued. If someone activated their Bluetooth, he might be able to communicate.