Zack unlocked his phone to take a dick pic (to send to his doctor of course) when
A notification pulled down from the top of the screen.
"The WIzZARD 🧙♂️ would like to meet with you. YES NO"
Figuring it could be interesting he pressed yes and instantly found himself reclining in a comfy leather chair in a full dress suit and holding a green martini. A tiny green sprite was effortlessly holding a strainer spoon above the glass, and as if she was waiting for him to appear, lit the spoon on fire with her breath and threw what looked to be a sugar cube on top.
Zack blinked, which brought into focus the rest of the room he had appeared in. No longer in his executive bathroom, he now appeared to be in a well stocked study, with books on every wall. The only door was made of glass and built into the two story window behind the looming wizard. Despite his interest, the wizard had a friendly manner about him, reminding him much more of Gandalf or Dumbledore than Ming the Merciless.
"I hope you are comfortable," the wizard opened smoothly.
"Oh, yes, quite," Zack stuttered
"Oh good. I do find these meetings to be much more productive when we are on good terms." The WIzZARD leaned back into his own chair. "I believe you have just made a perplexing discovery?"
"Ah, yes, the uh,... My, uh," Zack struggled to find the words.
"Yes, my enchantment," The WIzZARD provided.
"Exactly that" Zack confirmed
"Why don't you try your drink while I explain? Berri is a masterful mixologist." Zack took a sip while The WIzZARD spoke. "You see, I have been contract by your girlfriend, Daisy, to make certain changes to your anatomy. Specifically in the area of your gender. Now, this may be surprise to you, it certainly came as a surprise to her, but Daisy has made certain self discoveries herself resulting in her awakening as a lesbian. At the same time, she fonds herself earnestly in love with you and has therefore contracted me, The WIzZARD, to transform you into a suitable recipient for her affections."
Zack felt like he should have a harder time following along but his mind felt like it was expanding. He knew the Martini had been spiked with a psycotic but instead of wild hallucinations and mental breakdowns he felt his mind much sharper and powerful than ever before.
"That makes sense. Though I lack the knowledge... Is this absinthe?"
"Naturally," confirmed The WIzZARD, but I am extending to you a wizards perception. Psychedelics are a tool we all use to expand our minds and consciousness, but with our great power we cannot afford to lose our reason or perceptance. So with training we can achieve this effect."
"That makes sense." "Naturally."
"So why not just make Daisy straight? Why transform me instead?" Zack questioned.
"Because there is the matter of payment to be had. And in this case the payment was negotiated to be two firstborn children. Sired by myself of course."
"Couldn't I just ask you to transform me into something capable of making an alternative payment? Someone rich or powerful, who has something you desired."
"Of course," The WIzZARD smiled, enjoying this negotiation. "That's a part of this game, however in this case I would have to insist. Ithas already been offered and a wizard cam never have too many heirs."