Jeff had always fantasized about men the smoked cigars and pipes. Of this thing was real why not try and get a bit closer to the view of a burly bearish man puffing away.
Jeff scrolled through the inanimate options and found what he was looking for:
Transformation: Pipe, Tobacco, Briar
Target Location : Nearest pipe rack of someone that the transformee would enjoy
Duration of transformation process: Instant
Duration of the transformation:?
Jeff pondered. How long would he want to try this for? Just a few hours and he might not even be used. He noticed the drop down box had set durations. But also had a conditional ones as well.
He decided. The transformation would last for 12 hours. Unless he was smoked then the clock would reset itself.
He went to hit the final submit option and so. Found reality warping around himself. As his room and PC faded from existence he soon found himself on a pipe rack in a cabin. There was a middle aged gentleman there having a drink and reading through a newspaper. He walked over to the pipe rack and raised an eyebrow.
“I don’t remember buying this pipe”