Finally! You’ve slaved away at life for 17 years, and now it’s time for you to do it. Your first move as an adult, is to get an item to change your life. High school sucked the life away from you years ago, the bullies kept you from expressing yourself, and the teachers made you feel unimportant and ignored. Well, not anymore. With an emotional send off, you said goodbye to your loved ones and set off for your adventure to your new life. And this shop was your starting point.
Waking into the dimly lit and cramped entryway, you see some very odd-looking items. While browsing, an old woman with a bluish complexion mystically glides beside you, whispering to you, “Interested in my wares traveler?” She spooked you a little, so you jump back, checking to make sure you didn’t knock over anything or run into anyone. Taking another look at her, you realize just how small and sickly she looks, like a stiff breeze could take her out. You simply tell the old woman that you would like something that transforms you, not giving her any indication of your past or reasons for it. She giggled to herself, leaning on a nearby table for support, “Not a problem dearie, follow me this way.”
Following the old woman leads you to a wall full of even stranger items, like going from a stereotypical witches’ cauldron room to a secret closet with an adult toy section, you can’t help but lush at some of the things here just so exposed, no shame or covert nature to it. You tell her it’s your birthday and you want something special, and she smiles brightly as her old, sickly face can, telling you you can take one item free and the others you can have a discount on. What do you take?