He managed to grab one. As quickly as he could, he tried to put it under him... However, when he lifted himself up to get the diaper under him, he failed to hold it in; He started peeing all over the place! Panicking, he tried to get it on faster, resulting in it getting more spread out; By the time he blocked the flow with it, the damage had already been done. He was sitting in a puddle of his own pee, while the room in front of him had been soaked in it.
After getting the now-soaked diaper taped on, as he somewhat enjoys the feeling, he inspects the damage. All of the toys and carpet in front of the changing table have been coated in pee. "That's going to be hard to explain..."
But as Jeff was sitting there, he realized; He may not have to explain. "Wait... did I learn how to talk by 3?"
Thinking about it, he didn't think he did; He shouldn't know how to talk at this age, so he doesn't need to explain. (Sweet! That helps a lot.)
Now he had to figure out what he wanted to do next...