Jeff loaded up the program and began ungracefully fumbling about at the keys attempting at putting in Matt Miller’s fixed relationships When the computer and program catastrophically failed becoming a flickering pixelated green screen Jeff began Banging on keys trying to enter command prompts. Panicking defeated Jeff called up the trouble line again this time with extra panic and fear in his voice.
“Hello hello is somebody there I tried to fix how my dad was treating my family and the whole program went haywire!!”
Panicked and annoyed the operator responded.
“I see that sir it seems like you have not respected our product properly we’re going into red omega over here at the lab shutting off the world reality tab before all civil order and sanity degrades into madness and chaos!”
Jeff became annoyed and furious “What the hell is that supposed to mean!? What the fuck is going to happen to my family!??”
Coldly the operator responded “Well, thanks to you we now have a contingency plan where our operators have to be of a least a certain IQ and technological acuity... Your Stacked up list of ongoing processes and changes is quite vast and looks like it may incorporate family, teachers, schoolmates and possibly even your neighbors are going to change in different ways and we can’t stop that you took it too far and now the server is practically overheating and rapidly processing a laundry list of changes.”
Jeff displaying his Luddite tendencies to the end blurted out a low brow. “Quickly unplug the damn thing I don’t want to live in wonderland!!”
The operator sighed deeply “Mr. Miller If we were to do that the universe would implode! Now it is our facilities understanding that you had no idea what you were tinkering with and we had no business ensuring or rightfully handing over our unique software while we feel bad for you we want you to know that via the digital waver you signed off on: at this juncture transdem labs assumes no culpability for what may occur to you and assure you that we put up safety guards to protect you and others from becoming an inanimate object or non-humanoid species voiding 37 entries from your change log. In four weeks time a corporate professional will come to secure our software and monitor your finished changes. We advise you remain incredibly mentally limber due to a perspective processing error in that we are unable to link to your chronivac and Disable your awareness or make others aware. People are going to rapidly adapt around you and everything will go smoothly if you can merely keep calm. Other than that this number will be blocked from our offices and your computer will be forcibly shut down after this call may whatever you believe and have mercy on your soul.”
Jeff grew pale gulping hard as his clammy hand trembling to hold the phone phone heard a click and dial tone.