Once you get to the gym, you realize something very weird is going on. The floor is covered in mats laid out neatly in rows, and when the teacher comes out, he writes something on the board you wouldn't ever expect- 'FUCKING'.
'OK, everyone, welcome to the first PE lesson we're doing on sex!' he explains. 'Now, some of you might know that sex-ed in this country has been kind of a touchy subject. A lot of parents have been trying to prevent their kids getting a good understanding of how sex works and how to do it safely, and the government has decided there needed to be a mandated way to teach young people. This is the solution- PE now includes practical sex education!'
You pinch yourself. There is no FUCKING way this is really happening. But apparently it is, because you're watching it happen in front of your eyes.
'Obviously, we've got contraceptive methods we're going to be using in every practical, and a few... interesting medical techniques we've got to help with some lessons involving understanding each other's feelings.' You've got a feeling you know what he's referring to, assuming this isn't some weird wet dream you're having and are just REALLY into. 'But first off, we're gonna begin with a simple, practical lesson that should be an eye-opening experience for all of you.'
Looking around, you can see most people are either very embarrassed, trying to hide that they're turned on, or like you, both. You fantasize about sex all the time, but you never thought you'd be getting to actually do it for years, if at all. Finally he gives his first major instruction...