Satisfied with his new brain, Kevin decided to go for a walk. He giggled as he ran outside his house, leaving his front door wide open. He was in awe of how dumb he was. Kevin checked out his street sign he could no longer read, and stared blankly at the car he couldnt drive. He ran down the street, giggling like a maniac. This was so much fun!
As he ran, Kevin passed by his neighbor Todd’s house. Todd used to annoy the hell out of Kevin. He had dropped out of high school in sophomore year, but always acted like a know-it-all. Claiming to be “self-taught,” he believed in every conspiracy you could think of, and belittled Todd every time they spoke. He was sitting outside with his girlfriend and their friends, drinking beer and chatting. As Kevin ran by, Todd laughed and said “Get a load of this guy” to his friends.
“Howdy neighbor!” Todd yelled, causing Kevin to stop in his tracks. Kevin squinted at Todd. He remembered not liking him, but not why. Todd was dumb, but he was now an intellectual giant compared to Kevin.
“Hi!” Kevin shouted back, walking toward Todd. His girlfriend giggled-she knew exactly who Kevin was in this new reality.
“Going for a walk?” she asked.
“Yep! Wanna see what changed!” Kevin said, beaming.
“What does he mean?” one of Todd’s friends asked. Todd just laughed. “Watch, this guy’s a riot.”
“Hey Kevin, what’s 2+3?” Todd asked.
Kevin thought really hard for a moment. That was a hard one.
“Umm...1!” Kevin said proudly. That had to be right! He thought super hard!
The whole group laughed. “God, he’s dumber than dumb!” Todd’s girlfriend shouted.
Kevin smiles widely. “Yep, I sure is! I love bein’ a dummy!”
Todd asked “What, do you get off on being that stupid?”
“Uh-huh!” Kevin said, while the ring glowed softly. Instantly, his pants tented as his cock got rock hard. Kevin knew he got the question wrong, but that turned him on now. He started playing with himself in front of the group.
“Ew! Call the police!” Todd’s girlfriend shouted. He pulled out his phone while everybody else closed their eyes. Kevin realized he made a mistake, and said, “Uh oh, I sorry! I wish you get off on me stupid too!” The ring glowed, and the group slowly looked back at Kevin. This time, they stared at him with lust, as they were all turned on by his sheer stupidity.
Todd’s cock stiffined as he stared at Kevin, while his girlfriend’s cheeks turned red. “Say, no problem buddy,” Todd said. “Why don’t you come over here? I’ll grab you a drink.”
Kevin giggled and said “Thank you!” as he walked over awkwardly, his cock straining his pants. He had completely forgotten his last wish.