John was already in the aisle for three year olds, so it was a sign that he should choose it.
“Could you help me choose what to buy?”
“Oh gladly, I can show you around the items for older kids. I can tell you like to play video games on your computer, and being old enough to do it is probably what you also want in this regression.”
“Oh no actually, I want to be three!”
“Oh I’m sorry for assuming. I can gladly show you these things!”
Kalie showed John each product and their time limits. If it was a hard consumable object, the most he’d get is three days. If it was soft consumable, it would be one day. Any lotion, body wash, or shampoo will give 12 hours. The baby formula would last until John urinates it out. The same went for the baby snacks.
John knew that being a toddler would be fun, but he also had a job and a life. He had the weekend ahead of him, but what about what came after it. He couldn’t go to work in diapers.
“Ok, is there a way to speed up some of these things? Like an I just reduce the time I’m a kid with some of these things?”
“Oh you can. The showering products and lotion require you to scrub hard with warm water. Anything you consume will end when you either poop or pee it out. You can take children’s medicine for those things if you’d like.”
“Oh that makes sense.”
John looked at his options again just to make sure he knew what he’d get. Once he decided, he reached over and grabbed an item.