John grabbed the pills designed to last 3 days. If he took some children’s medication, he could poop it out and grow up Sunday night.
“Excellent! Would that be all?”
“Yea I think so?”
“Well then follow me!” Katie began to head over to the cash register, “We also have diapers, pull-ups, and even underwear designed for the regression experience. They will fit you no matter what the age is!”
“No thanks, I’ll just get the pills.”
“Alright!”
He paid for his pills and got them in a thick plastic bag. It was hard to see through, which made sense since people wouldn’t want to brag that they just bought something to make them younger. He left the store and completed his actual shopping for pc parts. When he was done, he dragged the bags to his car and drove home.
John lived alone in his apartment. It was on the third floor, but there was an elevator leading to each floor. He lived there for four years because it was super close to his college. But after graduating early, he decided to stay and work nearby.
John ran into his 40 year old neighbor Mr Peterson. They both said their hellos and walked into their homes. Peterson was like a father to him. He was kind, gentle, and sometimes cooked food for John. It was for most of his friends on their floor, but John liked to think that some old man cared for him.
After putting his things where they belonged, John spent the rest of the day fixing his pc. It was beginning to slow down, and most of the pieces inside were old compared to others. By night time, John reached over for the final piece, but grabbed the pills instead.
“Oh shit, I forgot about these!” John put the pills down and grabbed the last piece to his pc. He screwed it in, and made sure everything was where it belonged.
“All finished!” John said. He laid back on the floor and sighed, “Now I can focus on the real things!” He looked to the pills, reading the directions from where he was at.
“The Terrible Three’s Pills. Take one to experience being three for three whole days. Only one pill is needed, but consuming multiple wouldn’t add to the effect. It is unsure what consuming more do, but we think it makes the consumer more toddler-like. To reduce the time, other medication to relieve the toddler is needed.”
“Alright, let’s take one!” John opened the bottle and put a pill in his mouth. As he closed the bottle, he savored the sweet orange and lemon flavor He sat there expecting instant results, but nothing happened.
“I can’t believe I wasted my money! At least these things have flavor!” John threw the bottle out of frustration and went to bed. What he didn’t know was that the pill would work faster if he had taken it with food. At least he’d get his money’s worth in the morning.